3.11.09

owner quotes i loved


“Sure I’ll miss the sex but now I get to drink milk right out of the carton.”

“I went crazy, not stupid.”

“Try not to be a jerk. I’m trying. I’m just failing.”

“Better a murder than a misdiagnosis.”

“You are a woman, you can do anything.”

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."